siren

Kat, 20.

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

schmergo:

Actually, I hope my last words are, “Wanna see my Sean Bean impression?”

h0odrich:

on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal 

clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

inside-the-leaky-cauldron:

Hogwarts Weekly. Inside the Big Seven.

  • a dog: makes a dog sound
  • me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

engage-with-zorp:

I just want to date someone who likes pizza and Netflix. I want someone who likes music. Someone who enjoys fun and good things. Someone who uses the pointy end of a fork when they eat food. I want to date someone with a skeletal structure and a collection of internal organs that work together to maintain homeostasis.

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

peakpolitics:

the best

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gay4zayn:

OH MY GOD

saffr8n:

Life’s too short to pretend you don’t like abba